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Don’t you just hate it…
May 21, 2007I know you've heard this over and over again…but don't you just hate it…
…when you're in a fast food restaurant and the line is 3 miles long, and after you've ordered and finished eating there's no line anymore?
…when you're in a bank and all 132 customers before you are taking forever with their transactions and when its finally your turn your transaction only takes under a minute and you're done?
…when you're attending mass and they change the tune of the only song you're familiar with? you try to sing the words aloud and you miss every single note?
…when you're in an all alone in an enclosed space (ex. elevator) and you feel like farting? And when you do fart, somebody immediately comes along?
…(speaking of farts) when the whole room smells like a dead cow and everybody looks right at you? and you feel and look guilty? And you end up doubting if it was really you?
…(again, farts) when you're on a public toilet and no matter how hard you try to keep the fart from making a big noise, it only makes the sound more and more embarassing?
…when you're busy with both hands (ex. de-activating a time bomb) and you're nose becomes itchy?
…when you're using your nail cutter and somebody suddenly borrows it from you?
…when you need a taxi they're never there?
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