Chicken!

Just passed my certification exam for SCSA last Friday.  No fancy story about this experience unlike my first exam.  I'm just proud that I still got a very high score eventhough I was reeking from last night's brandy. 

I am such a lazy ass.  I took my first exam last February and took a free retake of the supplementary training last March.  I promised myself that I'd take the exam right after my retake training so everything would still be fresh from memory blah blah blah.  It's so shameful that it took me 5 damn months to finally take the damn exam.  No excuses whatsoever.  I'm not a very busy person (as you can see, I blog at the office!) and I don't have extra curricular activities after hours!  (Just enrolled at a gym yesterday, but that's for another post.)  I'm just a lazy ass, that's all.  I even got a complain from my unfinished Gundam! The dude told me: "I would love to kick you in the face IF ONLY I HAVE MY RIGHT LEG YOU LAZY BASTARD!"  But he told me that through sign language because I haven't finished his face yet.

I am very happy that in my 5 years working on IT I finally have proof that I have a skill!  Its easy telling people around that you know something, but some people require proof.  A conversation would go something like this:

Dude 1: "Hey, I know how to cook pinakbut"

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? Prooovet!"

Dude 1: (reaches from his trench coat pocket and whips a certificate on the other guys face) "I am a certified pinakbut master at the Del Monte Kitchenomics School for the blind!"

Dude 2: (Impressed) "Whoa.  That's awesome!  Ok, Ok, I believe you.  But guess what? I know how to kick your ass!"

Dude 1: "Oh yeah? Prooove…argh"

(crickets…crickets)

Ok.  I'm lazy and corny.  BTW, I took the exam at Friday the 13th (insert evil laugh here), lucky number for me!